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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 00:55

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do scientists behave?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

What caused the stock market to crash?